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anuraggupta

Congress-Hamne 60 saal mein aadha desh loot liya!BSP-humne tho 6 saal mein aadha UP loot liya.AAP-saalo thum sab chor ho!...hum 6 mahiney mei saara desh barbaad kar denge..phir dekhte hai kaise loot ogey desh ko! fir log ak saman mil bat kar khana sikhege jai hind jo hoga bahut achha hoga dear sodo

Congress-Hamne 60 saal mein aadha desh loot liya!BSP-humne tho 6 saal mein aadha UP loot liya.AAP-saalo thum sab chor ho!...hum 6 mahiney mei saara desh barbaad kar denge..phir dekhte hai kaise loot ogey desh ko! fir log ak saman mil bat kar khana sikhege jai hind jo hoga bahut achha hoga dear sodo #SMS-Jokes
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Posted : 5 months ago  Last updated : 1 month ago
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DEVICHANDRANThe tone & ambition of your leader is seem to have changed for good. However can you certify that Gujarat was ruled without corruption - as the state comes under highly corrupt. Had it been had good governance the state would have grown in Education, Women & Child Health, etc

 
The tone & ambition of your leader is seem to have changed for good. However can you certify that Gujarat was ruled without corruption - as the state comes under highly corrupt. Had it been had good governance the state would have grown in Education, Women & Child Health, etc
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KAKKU BHAIBJP DEFEAT IN 2004 WAS DUE TO THE AMBITIONS OF DOUBLE GAME PLAYER ADVANI RESULTING IN LOSS OF FIFTY LOK SABHA SEATS.INDIA STARTED SHINING IN 2004 BUT BJP LOST DUE TO TACTICAL VOTING BY ADVANI GROUP WHICH WAS REVERSED IN 2014 WITH RSS CADRE HELP & THE RESULT BJP WON MAJORITY ON ITS OWN.THIS TREND WILL CONTINUE WITH RADICAL POLICY MEASURES TO PUT ECONOMY ON RIGHT PATH.

 
BJP DEFEAT IN 2004 WAS DUE TO THE AMBITIONS OF DOUBLE GAME PLAYER ADVANI RESULTING IN LOSS OF FIFTY LOK SABHA SEATS.INDIA STARTED SHINING IN 2004 BUT BJP LOST DUE TO TACTICAL VOTING BY ADVANI GROUP WHICH WAS REVERSED IN 2014 WITH RSS CADRE HELP & THE RESULT BJP WON MAJORITY ON ITS OWN.THIS TREND WILL CONTINUE WITH RADICAL POLICY MEASURES TO PUT ECONOMY ON RIGHT PATH.
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hira sharmaHISSAB LENA BHI CHAHIYE

 
HISSAB LENA BHI CHAHIYE
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KAKKU BHAI

CAN UPA CHAIRPERSON GIVE DETAILS OF HER EDU QULI W/ EACH YEAR OF PASS.CONG IN 2014 SUFFERED A DIS GRACEFUL DEFEAT If it Becomes clear that She is Not only Out of Power But Not Likely to Get Back into Power,Then Some Lips May Open.A Game Plan Cong has to Ruin the Country of Most Intelligent Youths in World We R Indian First & R not ANYONE Persnl Property

CAN UPA CHAIRPERSON GIVE DETAILS OF HER EDU QULI W/ EACH YEAR OF PASS.CONG IN 2014 SUFFERED A DIS GRACEFUL DEFEAT If it Becomes clear that She is Not only Out of Power But Not Likely to Get Back into Power,Then Some Lips May Open.A Game Plan Cong has to Ruin the Country of Most Intelligent Youths in World We R Indian First & R not ANYONE Persnl Property #SMS-Jokes
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vijayprajapati

hahhahahahhahahahahhaha, maza aa gaya

hahhahahahhahahahahhaha, maza aa gaya #SMS-Jokes
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Posted : 4 months ago  Last updated : 1 month ago
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Deepakpaap ka ghada bhar gaya lagta hai sharma ji

 
paap ka ghada bhar gaya lagta hai sharma ji
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hammerdtiwary ka ghada khali hai..

 
tiwary ka ghada khali hai..
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KAKKU BHAIBJP DEFEAT IN 2004 WAS DUE TO THE AMBITIONS OF DOUBLE GAME PLAYER ADVANI RESULTING IN LOSS OF FIFTY LOK SABHA SEATS.INDIA STARTED SHINING IN 2004 BUT BJP LOST DUE TO TACTICAL VOTING BY ADVANI GROUP WHICH WAS REVERSED IN 2014 WITH RSS CADRE HELP & THE RESULT BJP WON MAJORITY ON ITS OWN.THIS TREND WILL CONTINUE WITH RADICAL POLICY MEASURES TO PUT ECONOMY ON RIGHT PATH.

 
BJP DEFEAT IN 2004 WAS DUE TO THE AMBITIONS OF DOUBLE GAME PLAYER ADVANI RESULTING IN LOSS OF FIFTY LOK SABHA SEATS.INDIA STARTED SHINING IN 2004 BUT BJP LOST DUE TO TACTICAL VOTING BY ADVANI GROUP WHICH WAS REVERSED IN 2014 WITH RSS CADRE HELP & THE RESULT BJP WON MAJORITY ON ITS OWN.THIS TREND WILL CONTINUE WITH RADICAL POLICY MEASURES TO PUT ECONOMY ON RIGHT PATH.
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MAKEN HILL GAAYE HAIN AFTER FIRST DISGRACEFUL DEFEAT SINCE 1993 THAT TOO FROM A POLITICAL NOVICE AUR WOH BUKHLAAYE HUYEE CHUHE KI TARAH AANT SHANT BAATEN KAR RAAHE HAIN KUYUNKI PAHLE VEH KURSI PER BAITHE THE LEKIN AAB WOH GAADI PER YAANI DAFFAROAN KE SHAHNSHAH RAHUL BABA KAA PAPLU AAB JOKER BAAN GAYA HAI.AJAY REQ IMMEDIATE MENTAL EVALUATION .

MAKEN HILL GAAYE HAIN AFTER FIRST DISGRACEFUL DEFEAT SINCE 1993 THAT TOO FROM A POLITICAL NOVICE AUR WOH BUKHLAAYE HUYEE CHUHE KI TARAH AANT SHANT BAATEN KAR RAAHE HAIN KUYUNKI PAHLE VEH KURSI PER BAITHE THE LEKIN AAB WOH GAADI PER YAANI DAFFAROAN KE SHAHNSHAH RAHUL BABA KAA PAPLU AAB JOKER BAAN GAYA HAI.AJAY REQ IMMEDIATE MENTAL EVALUATION . #SMS-Jokes
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KAKKU BHAIArrogance of Power Writ Large in the Statement of AJAY MAKEN WHO WORKS LIKE A BHOONPU AND REQUIRE MENTAL EVALUATION PLUS HE IS A PAWN IN THE HANDS OF MAFIA CONTROLLED BY DAFFAROAN KE SHAHNSHAH RAHUL BABA TO FOOL THE AAM AADMI.AJAY RETURNING TO 1993 ANTICS TO MAKE HIS PRESENCE AFTER SUFFERING A DISGRACEFUL DEFEAT KHUD KAAREN TO KOI BAAT NAHIN DOSAARA KARRE TO CHARACTER DHEELA HAI

 
Arrogance of Power Writ Large in the Statement of AJAY MAKEN WHO WORKS LIKE A BHOONPU AND REQUIRE MENTAL EVALUATION PLUS HE IS A PAWN IN THE HANDS OF MAFIA CONTROLLED BY DAFFAROAN KE SHAHNSHAH RAHUL BABA TO FOOL THE AAM AADMI.AJAY RETURNING TO 1993 ANTICS TO MAKE HIS PRESENCE AFTER SUFFERING A DISGRACEFUL DEFEAT KHUD KAAREN TO KOI BAAT NAHIN DOSAARA KARRE TO CHARACTER DHEELA HAI
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KAKKU BHAIBJP DEFEAT IN 2004 WAS DUE TO THE AMBITIONS OF DOUBLE GAME PLAYER ADVANI RESULTING IN LOSS OF FIFTY LOK SABHA SEATS.INDIA STARTED SHINING IN 2004 BUT BJP LOST DUE TO TACTICAL VOTING BY ADVANI GROUP WHICH WAS REVERSED IN 2014 WITH RSS CADRE HELP & THE RESULT BJP WON MAJORITY ON ITS OWN.THIS TREND WILL CONTINUE WITH RADICAL POLICY MEASURES TO PUT ECONOMY ON RIGHT PATH.

 
BJP DEFEAT IN 2004 WAS DUE TO THE AMBITIONS OF DOUBLE GAME PLAYER ADVANI RESULTING IN LOSS OF FIFTY LOK SABHA SEATS.INDIA STARTED SHINING IN 2004 BUT BJP LOST DUE TO TACTICAL VOTING BY ADVANI GROUP WHICH WAS REVERSED IN 2014 WITH RSS CADRE HELP & THE RESULT BJP WON MAJORITY ON ITS OWN.THIS TREND WILL CONTINUE WITH RADICAL POLICY MEASURES TO PUT ECONOMY ON RIGHT PATH.
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ghar ghar mombatti : rashid alwi.....

ghar ghar mombatti : rashid alwi..... #SMS-Jokes
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rahul joker:mustafa.....rahul jokero ka md:bhawarlal ......hehehehe.......

rahul joker:mustafa.....rahul jokero ka md:bhawarlal ......hehehehe....... #SMS-Jokes
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KAKKU BHAIMAKEN HILL GAAYE HAIN AFTER FIRST DISGRACEFUL DEFEAT SINCE 1993 THAT TOO FROM A POLITICAL NOVICE AUR WOH BUKHLAAYE HUYEE CHUHE KI TARAH AANT SHANT BAATEN KAR RAAHE HAIN KUYUNKI PAHLE VEH KURSI PER BAITHE THE LEKIN AAB WOH GAADI PER YAANI DAFFAROAN KE SHAHNSHAH RAHUL BABA KAA PAPLU AAB JOKER BAAN GAYA HAI.AJAY REQ IMMEDIATE MENTAL EVALUATION .

 
MAKEN HILL GAAYE HAIN AFTER FIRST DISGRACEFUL DEFEAT SINCE 1993 THAT TOO FROM A POLITICAL NOVICE AUR WOH BUKHLAAYE HUYEE CHUHE KI TARAH AANT SHANT BAATEN KAR RAAHE HAIN KUYUNKI PAHLE VEH KURSI PER BAITHE THE LEKIN AAB WOH GAADI PER YAANI DAFFAROAN KE SHAHNSHAH RAHUL BABA KAA PAPLU AAB JOKER BAAN GAYA HAI.AJAY REQ IMMEDIATE MENTAL EVALUATION .
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Rajesh

ek baar rahul gandhi ne ek interview me bahot intelligent jawab diya..............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................joke over yaar..

ek baar rahul gandhi ne ek interview me bahot intelligent jawab diya..............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................joke over yaar.. #SMS-Jokes
Posted : 5 months ago  Last updated : 3 months ago
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Anand sodo"Bahot" lagane ki jarurat kya thi? .... woh 'Intelligent' jawab dey dey.... yehi namumkin hai!

 
"Bahot" lagane ki jarurat kya thi? .... woh 'Intelligent' jawab dey dey.... yehi namumkin hai!
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KAKKU BHAIWhy U make a Mockery of URSELF by Dancing to the Tune of that ITALIAN Lady who Loots the Nation with Skill. INDIAN DO NOT REQUIRE GANDHI FAMILY REMOTE CONTROLLED CM AND PM TO READ THE FAMILY MESSAGE OF THE HIGH COMMAND MODI PM BANEGA AUR DESH KI LOOTI HUYI DUALAT KAA HISAAB LEGAA. Ills of Corruption, Bad Governance, High Inflation and Unemployment Plaguing India

 
Why U make a Mockery of URSELF by Dancing to the Tune of that ITALIAN Lady who Loots the Nation with Skill. INDIAN DO NOT REQUIRE GANDHI FAMILY REMOTE CONTROLLED CM AND PM TO READ THE FAMILY MESSAGE OF THE HIGH COMMAND MODI PM BANEGA AUR DESH KI LOOTI HUYI DUALAT KAA HISAAB LEGAA. Ills of Corruption, Bad Governance, High Inflation and Unemployment Plaguing India
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hira sharmaek baar rahul gandhi ne ek interview me bahot intelligent jawab diya..............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................joke over yaar..Abki bar MODIFIED sarkar

 
ek baar rahul gandhi ne ek interview me bahot intelligent jawab diya..............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................joke over yaar..Abki bar MODIFIED sarkar
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Cool-kaka

महंगाई कि मार होगी - अगर कांग्रेस कि सरकार होगी

महंगाई कि मार होगी - अगर कांग्रेस कि सरकार होगी #SMS-Jokes
Posted : 4 months ago  Last updated : 3 months ago
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murti mangalje baat toh sachhi boli thahne, kaka,

 
je baat toh sachhi boli thahne, kaka,
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hira sharmaमहंगाई कि मार होगी - अगर कांग्रेस कि सरकार होगी . There fore abk bar MODIFIED sarkar

 
महंगाई कि मार होगी - अगर कांग्रेस कि सरकार होगी . There fore abk bar MODIFIED sarkar
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MIRZA ANIS BAIG

OBAMA NE JO KHA OH SAHI HE

OBAMA NE JO KHA OH SAHI HE #SMS-Jokes
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hira sharmaObama never works against Congress policy 'Modi ka visa roko'

 
Obama never works against Congress policy 'Modi ka visa roko'
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MIRZA ANIS BAIG

OBAMA NE JO KHA OH SAHI HE

OBAMA NE JO KHA OH SAHI HE #SMS-Jokes
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hira sharmaObama has no other work but like all opposition parties in India, he is also working on Modi Roko plan

 
Obama has no other work but like all opposition parties in India, he is also working on Modi Roko plan
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