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Rajesh

ek baar rahul gandhi ne ek interview me bahot intelligent jawab diya..............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................joke over yaar..

ek baar rahul gandhi ne ek interview me bahot intelligent jawab diya..............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................joke over yaar.. #SMS-Jokes
Posted : 2 months ago  Last updated : 2 days ago
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Anand sodo"Bahot" lagane ki jarurat kya thi? .... woh 'Intelligent' jawab dey dey.... yehi namumkin hai!

 
"Bahot" lagane ki jarurat kya thi? .... woh 'Intelligent' jawab dey dey.... yehi namumkin hai!
2 months ago  
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KAKKU BHAIWhy U make a Mockery of URSELF by Dancing to the Tune of that ITALIAN Lady who Loots the Nation with Skill. INDIAN DO NOT REQUIRE GANDHI FAMILY REMOTE CONTROLLED CM AND PM TO READ THE FAMILY MESSAGE OF THE HIGH COMMAND MODI PM BANEGA AUR DESH KI LOOTI HUYI DUALAT KAA HISAAB LEGAA. Ills of Corruption, Bad Governance, High Inflation and Unemployment Plaguing India

 
Why U make a Mockery of URSELF by Dancing to the Tune of that ITALIAN Lady who Loots the Nation with Skill. INDIAN DO NOT REQUIRE GANDHI FAMILY REMOTE CONTROLLED CM AND PM TO READ THE FAMILY MESSAGE OF THE HIGH COMMAND MODI PM BANEGA AUR DESH KI LOOTI HUYI DUALAT KAA HISAAB LEGAA. Ills of Corruption, Bad Governance, High Inflation and Unemployment Plaguing India
1 month ago  
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hira sharmaek baar rahul gandhi ne ek interview me bahot intelligent jawab diya..............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................joke over yaar..Abki bar MODIFIED sarkar

 
ek baar rahul gandhi ne ek interview me bahot intelligent jawab diya..............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................joke over yaar..Abki bar MODIFIED sarkar
2 days ago  
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c-kaka

महंगाई कि मार होगी - अगर कांग्रेस कि सरकार होगी

महंगाई कि मार होगी - अगर कांग्रेस कि सरकार होगी #SMS-Jokes
Posted : 1 month ago  Last updated : 2 days ago
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MM

murti mangalje baat toh sachhi boli thahne, kaka,

 
je baat toh sachhi boli thahne, kaka,
1 month ago  
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hira sharmaमहंगाई कि मार होगी - अगर कांग्रेस कि सरकार होगी . There fore abk bar MODIFIED sarkar

 
महंगाई कि मार होगी - अगर कांग्रेस कि सरकार होगी . There fore abk bar MODIFIED sarkar
2 days ago  
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MIRZA ANIS BAIG

OBAMA NE JO KHA OH SAHI HE

OBAMA NE JO KHA OH SAHI HE #SMS-Jokes
Posted : 1 month ago  Last updated : 2 days ago
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hira sharmaObama never works against Congress policy 'Modi ka visa roko'

 
Obama never works against Congress policy 'Modi ka visa roko'
2 days ago  
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MIRZA ANIS BAIG

OBAMA NE JO KHA OH SAHI HE

OBAMA NE JO KHA OH SAHI HE #SMS-Jokes
Posted : 1 month ago  Last updated : 2 days ago
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hira sharmaObama has no other work but like all opposition parties in India, he is also working on Modi Roko plan

 
Obama has no other work but like all opposition parties in India, he is also working on Modi Roko plan
2 days ago  
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vijayprajapati

ओबामा ने मना किया -मोदी को वीजा नहीं मिलेगा

ओबामा ने मना किया -मोदी को वीजा नहीं मिलेगा #SMS-Jokes
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hira sharmaObama has no other work like all opposition parties in India he h is also working on Modi Roko plan

 
Obama has no other work like all opposition parties in India he h is also working on Modi Roko plan
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anuraggupta

ONLY arivind kejeriwal JI. RAUL & modi DESERVES A BIG KICK AT THEIR BACK dono chor ambani ka sath dete h aam aadmi ki subsidi ka pesa actress advertiment me kharch karte h isi karan rape case jayeda hote h MA BAHNO KI IZZAT BACHANE KI SAMAJG RAKHNE BALA KEJERIWAL JINDABAD

ONLY arivind kejeriwal JI. RAUL & modi DESERVES A BIG KICK AT THEIR BACK dono chor ambani ka sath dete h aam aadmi ki subsidi ka pesa actress advertiment me kharch karte h isi karan rape case jayeda hote h MA BAHNO KI IZZAT BACHANE KI SAMAJG RAKHNE BALA KEJERIWAL JINDABAD #SMS-Jokes
Posted : 2 weeks ago
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c-kaka

Free Free ke चक्कर में लूट गए दिल्ली वासी - अब तो जागो भारत वासी -Vote for BJP

Free Free ke चक्कर में लूट गए दिल्ली वासी - अब तो जागो भारत वासी -Vote for BJP #SMS-Jokes
Posted : 3 weeks ago  Last updated : 2 weeks ago
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anuragguptaModi sarkar banane ki himmat hi nahi juta payega pahle hi dar kar hat jayega harshbardhan ki tarah 32 sit hote hua ,dare hua aadmi ko vote dene se kya labh jo ambani ke sath bath kar desh ka dhan khane ki planing karegadesh ke puji nibesh v sabsidy dilba kar baiman aur bastrchrio ka dovelopment karega jisse aam aadmi ko apna koi dovelopment nahi milega

 
Modi sarkar banane ki himmat hi nahi juta payega pahle hi dar kar hat jayega harshbardhan ki tarah 32 sit hote hua ,dare hua aadmi ko vote dene se kya labh jo ambani ke sath bath kar desh ka dhan khane ki planing karegadesh ke puji nibesh v sabsidy dilba kar baiman aur bastrchrio ka dovelopment karega jisse aam aadmi ko apna koi dovelopment nahi milega
3 weeks ago  
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KAKKU BHAIUR CERTIFICATE REGARDING WINNING 2014 ELECTION IS NOT REQD.U R A PAWN IN THE HANDS OF MAFIA CONTROLLED BY DAFFAROAN KE SHAHNSHAH RAHUL BABA TO FOOL THE AAM AADMI No comparison of Modi with AMUL Baby Rahul OR AK47 Modi Displayed in-depth Understanding and Knowledge of the Issues and came out w/SP Modi is Capable and Arvind is Honest! We need both TO RE INVENT CONGRESS MUKT INDIA.

 
UR CERTIFICATE REGARDING WINNING 2014 ELECTION IS NOT REQD.U R A PAWN IN THE HANDS OF MAFIA CONTROLLED BY DAFFAROAN KE SHAHNSHAH RAHUL BABA TO FOOL THE AAM AADMI No comparison of Modi with AMUL Baby Rahul OR AK47 Modi Displayed in-depth Understanding and Knowledge of the Issues and came out w/SP Modi is Capable and Arvind is Honest! We need both TO RE INVENT CONGRESS MUKT INDIA.
3 weeks ago  
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paras guptamai to nahi luta. jaagne ki jarurat aapko hai kaka ji.

 
mai to nahi luta. jaagne ki jarurat aapko hai kaka ji.
2 weeks ago  
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KAKKU BHAI

THE DEATH OF BOTH INDIRA AND RAJIV HELPED CONGRESS TO RETAIN THE POWER WHEN THE CONGRESS WAS LOSING GROUND IN THE COUNTRY DUE TO MISMANAGEMENT OF THE AFFAIRS AND CORRUPTION

THE DEATH OF BOTH INDIRA AND RAJIV HELPED CONGRESS TO RETAIN THE POWER WHEN THE CONGRESS WAS LOSING GROUND IN THE COUNTRY DUE TO MISMANAGEMENT OF THE AFFAIRS AND CORRUPTION #SMS-Jokes
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Posted : 3 weeks ago
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KAKKU BHAIUR CERTIFICATE REGARDING WINNING 2014 ELECTION IS NOT REQD.U R A PAWN IN THE HANDS OF MAFIA CONTROLLED BY DAFFAROAN KE SHAHNSHAH RAHUL BABA TO FOOL THE AAM AADMI No comparison of Modi with AMUL Baby Rahul OR AK47 Modi Displayed in-depth Understanding and Knowledge of the Issues and came out w/SP Modi is Capable and Arvind is Honest! We need both TO RE INVENT CONGRESS MUKT INDIA.

 
UR CERTIFICATE REGARDING WINNING 2014 ELECTION IS NOT REQD.U R A PAWN IN THE HANDS OF MAFIA CONTROLLED BY DAFFAROAN KE SHAHNSHAH RAHUL BABA TO FOOL THE AAM AADMI No comparison of Modi with AMUL Baby Rahul OR AK47 Modi Displayed in-depth Understanding and Knowledge of the Issues and came out w/SP Modi is Capable and Arvind is Honest! We need both TO RE INVENT CONGRESS MUKT INDIA.
3 weeks ago  
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SantraMantrakukku bhai kya aapne vo vala gana suna hai...chandana chandana rateela...tyachya poonavechi pahata hote vaat... ee hheeheeheeeee

 
kukku bhai kya aapne vo vala gana suna hai...chandana chandana rateela...tyachya poonavechi pahata hote vaat... ee hheeheeheeeee
3 weeks ago  
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KAKKU BHAIMISGUIDED TERMITE MENTALLY SICK BUFFOON U NEED MEDICAL EVALUATION PLUS UR CERTIFICATE REGARDING WINNING THE 2014 ELECTION IS NOT REQUIRED.A PAWN IN THE HANDS OF MAFIA CONTROLLED BY DAFFAROAN KE SHAHNSHAH RAHUL BABA TO FOOL THE AAM AADMI

 
MISGUIDED TERMITE MENTALLY SICK BUFFOON U NEED MEDICAL EVALUATION PLUS UR CERTIFICATE REGARDING WINNING THE 2014 ELECTION IS NOT REQUIRED.A PAWN IN THE HANDS OF MAFIA CONTROLLED BY DAFFAROAN KE SHAHNSHAH RAHUL BABA TO FOOL THE AAM AADMI
3 weeks ago  
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Sureshbabukbs

Party Ka description likhe tho kaise like.BJP ( Bharatiya Jungle Party)AAP (Anytime Agitatin Party)NCP (Naatya Company Party)AICP (Anyway Innovative Corruption Party)RSS ( Roaming Sinner Sadhu party)

Party Ka description likhe tho kaise like.BJP ( Bharatiya Jungle Party)AAP (Anytime Agitatin Party)NCP (Naatya Company Party)AICP (Anyway Innovative Corruption Party)RSS ( Roaming Sinner Sadhu party) #SMS-Jokes
Posted : 3 weeks ago
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KAKKU BHAIUR CERTIFICATE REGARDING WINNING 2014 ELECTION IS NOT REQD.U R A PAWN IN THE HANDS OF MAFIA CONTROLLED BY DAFFAROAN KE SHAHNSHAH RAHUL BABA TO FOOL THE AAM AADMI No comparison of Modi with AMUL Baby Rahul OR AK47 Modi Displayed in-depth Understanding and Knowledge of the Issues and came out w/SP Modi is Capable and Arvind is Honest! We need both TO RE INVENT CONGRESS MUKT INDIA.

 
UR CERTIFICATE REGARDING WINNING 2014 ELECTION IS NOT REQD.U R A PAWN IN THE HANDS OF MAFIA CONTROLLED BY DAFFAROAN KE SHAHNSHAH RAHUL BABA TO FOOL THE AAM AADMI No comparison of Modi with AMUL Baby Rahul OR AK47 Modi Displayed in-depth Understanding and Knowledge of the Issues and came out w/SP Modi is Capable and Arvind is Honest! We need both TO RE INVENT CONGRESS MUKT INDIA.
3 weeks ago  
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KAKKU BHAIThe Modi storm has left the Congress VERY NERVOUS.No comparison of Modi with Cherry Tomato AMUL Baby Rahul OR AK49 Modi Displayed in-depth Understanding and Knowledge of the Issues and came out with Solid Proposals .Modi is Capable,Mature and Imaginative Leader BUT Arvind is Honest.We need both TO RE INVENT CONGRESS MUKT INDIA.

 
The Modi storm has left the Congress VERY NERVOUS.No comparison of Modi with Cherry Tomato AMUL Baby Rahul OR AK49 Modi Displayed in-depth Understanding and Knowledge of the Issues and came out with Solid Proposals .Modi is Capable,Mature and Imaginative Leader BUT Arvind is Honest.We need both TO RE INVENT CONGRESS MUKT INDIA.
3 weeks ago  
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